Nomini Casino Review

What’s up rollers,

What would you say if not a while ago you were super-hot for some online casino games, and then suddenly you were forced to choose between 7 kinds of fruit for your character? Heck, I’d think someone spiked my drink. Well, at first glance Nomini Casino may seem like Willy Wonka’s mad attempt to do a bit of online gambling but in fact, it’s a pretty neat little thing.

Nah, screw it, I’ll just say it: I’m a sucker for all things silly. If my dear old granny taught me anything, it’s to stay away from people who take themselves too seriously. In fact, if not taking yourself too seriously as an Olympic sport, Nomini Casino would take the gold.

This is not to say that this isn’t a proper online casino. It’s just that all that ridiculousness is somehow refreshing. At least it’s honest. Graphics are good, colours are bright and for a brief moment, you might think that life isn’t a Fatboy Slim song Eat, Sleep, Rave, Repeat.

This Nomini Casino review reminded me of what I really want in life: a complete and utter lack of seriousness.

“I don’t want to be a second-rate copy of James Bond, like in so many online casinos. Let me be a suspicious, shrewd, and over the top lemon!” – Nomini Casino. Allegedly.

Casino Review Details

Firstly, Nomini Casino is a No Account Casino, or as we call it on the street – a Pay’n’Play casino. Spoiler alert! You can play without creating an account, but it does require that you have an account with Trustly. It’s much like Al Pacino in The Devil’s Advocate; look, but don’t touch; touch, but don’t taste; taste – but don’t play slots.

For those lacking in imagination, Nomini Casino can be considered a “gamified” casino. Even a poor bastard like myself could come up with a better name for this. In essence, you go on quests and collect rewards. I’m sure some of you will be turned off by this premise, but bear with me, it does come with a twist not normally associated with your run-of-the-mill casino.

Granted, it’s not as cool and mind-blowing as Gwyneth Paltrow’s head in a box, but you gotta start somewhere, right? And don’t tell me you haven’t watched the movie Seven. It’s a true gambler’s rite of passage for Christ’s sake.

Restricted Countries

Unfortunately, not everyone can enjoy Casino Nomini. This may sound like some twisted revenge upon numerous first and third-world citizens, plotted by an evil genius in his submarine under Antarctica, but here it goes:

• United States of America, United Kingdom, Afghanistan, Iran, Sweden, Denmark, Iraq, Israel, the Netherlands, Ukraine (including the territory of Crimea), Bulgaria, Belarus, the Republic of Moldova, Spain, Curaçao, Cyprus, Malta, Australia, France, Portugal, and Lithuania.

Ah, this is the best! THIS is what is all about! It’s the Nomini Casino bonus equivalent of “Avengers, assemble!”

Welcome Bonus

As a welcome bonus package, new players can choose what fruit will represent their character. Each fruit has some special perks and you get to pick one depending on your style of play. For example, a banana will get you a casino bonus bundle of up to CA$1,540 in 3 bonuses. If live casino games are your thing then go for the strawberry and its cashback of 15% up to CA$385.

Maybe you like to dip your fingers in every cookie jar like Bilbo Baggins, no problem, pick raspberry, and taste that cashback bonus of 10% and up to CA$300 on all game types. Don’t tell me you are a spinning junkie? Well, nobody’s perfect, and if you choose watermelon it’ll get you free spins for every CA$1 on your first deposit.

You get the idea. Overall, cherries might be the best option because they will land you a traditional welcome promotion and 100 free spins. I am a man of tables and live casino commotion so I stand firmly in the Camp Strawberry.

Nomini Casino also offers another welcome bonus of 200% up to CA$77.

The normal no deposit bonus is either free spins or a chunk of bonus cash but Casino Nomini offers a cashback bonus as mentioned above. Just create an account and BLING, it’s yours.

If you are an active player such as myself, there is even more to come. You will get regular emails filled with free spins, bonus cash, or both. Visit Nomini Casino daily and you will catch a bonus from time to time.

When it comes to the wagering requirement, it can change from one type to another so be aware. The welcome bonus and no-deposit bonus are tied to a wagering requirement of 35 times the X(d+b).

VIP Program

As expected, Nomini Casino offers nice bonuses and privileges should you sink your teeth and claws into the VIP program. There are five levels of VIPs. Depending on your status, you can get a personal manager to help you out, too. I’m sure as hell glad to see that there is class differentiation paired with envy-driven motivations even amongst the lucky few.

Being a VIP grants you higher withdrawal limits, cashback percentages, and better exchange rates:

• Level 1 will get you a monthly withdrawal limit of CA$15,000, the same as level 2.
• On level 3 you get 5% cashback and a CA$18,000 monthly withdrawal limit, and one level higher is where your personal manager awaits.
• Also, the level 4 withdrawal limit is CA$23,000 per month with a 10% cashback.
• All alone on the top, there’s the level 5 bunch. 15% cashback, CA$30,000 monthly withdrawal limit, and of course your personal lackey, I mean, “manager”.

Yeah, I am as boring as a grudged war veteran and spins aren’t my kind of thing so I rarely invest my soul and money. But, there is a weekly reload bonus of 50 free spins and if you opt for the role of watermelon or cherries you will have a great time. Can you see now why I think that the whole fruit idea is awesome? Just writing this sentence makes me laugh.

Anyway, the latter option is giving you a whopping 100 free spins, so don’t blow it.

Quantity produces quality. It is literally impossible to have several thousand games, from 42 gaming providers, and for all of them to suck. I am trying to be as unbiased as humanly possible. Sure, you will run across a game or two that fails to give you the kicks you need, but most of them are decent at the very least.

The selection of games is truly great, yet it probably will take extra effort to pin down those dopamine-oozing, hidden gems. Table games such as Blackjack, Roulette, Video Poker, Baccarat, and Keno may be more on the traditional side, but I’m convinced it’s possible to find THE ONE lurking somewhere on the screen.

Slots Games vary from corny to some truly exciting editions. So far I haven’t encountered a single serious flaw but then again – I am not a supreme authority in that field.

You can venture from deep space to deep tombs of Egypt. And to give you a bit of an extra incentive to play, you can also participate in tournaments. That way you can earn cool bonuses and rewards, plus there are special achievements you can unlock and claim extra cash.

The best bit is that the Nomini Casino uses “vitamins” as loyalty points, partly just to remind you how laid back and relaxed this casino is.

Jackpots are worth over €1,000,000 and are updated in real-time, so pay close attention and choose wisely when and what you want to play.

Nomini Live Casino is not the funkiest or the biggest online casino but it is more than capable of satisfying my needs. It is somewhat eventful to meet a live dealer every session, no matter what game you decide to play. It is realistic, easy, and without fuss whatsoever.

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I wouldn’t play an online casino game on my smartphone even if someone put a gun against my head. But for the purpose of this Nomini Casino review, I had to try it. The verdict? It’s peachy. Put another way: no heavyweight online casino would fool around with a crappy mobile casino – and Nomini Casino is no exception.

As simple as it is to offend a Berklee student these days, instant play is another popular option. If you would like to speed up the process, create a desktop shortcut that loads the casino directly in your browser. You will gain access to the majority of their games (not all, mind you) on your mobile phone and overall functionality is good.

I had no major issues. But if I had to pick one, it would be the banking options. As with many other online casinos, some payment methods simply aren’t developed for mobile devices – they tend to be more difficult to implement into this type of casino.

The interface can also be a bit laggy but I guess that’s something mobile players are often faced with. One more reason to tease them when we meet for our weekly game of poker. If they manage to fix these problems and introduce a greater selection of games, Nomini Casino mobile would be a serious contender for a perfect, five-star rating.

Okay, not gonna lie, there are better online casinos when it comes to deposits and withdrawals. Having said that, Nomini Casino is still a reliable and safe place for you to grab some cheddar.

The casino is licensed by Curacao. No, that is not some vegan dish your fitness trainer told you about, it’s a Dutch overseas territory.

The charges are relatively small, like my hopes of getting me that brand new, mid-engined Corvette before fixing the deteriorated roof of my cabin. On the other hand, withdrawals are somewhat long for my taste and they do like to sit on your money as long as they can.

The limit per transaction and day is CA$750 per day. For one month, you can cash in up to CA$15,000.

They will gladly accept your hard-earned cash via these payment options:

• Aktia, Ålandsbanken, Bank transfer in EUR, Danske, Handelsbanken, Interac E-Transfer, Oma Säästöpankki, Op-Pohjola, POP Pankki, S-Pankki, Säästöpankki, Trustly, Überweisung, Verkkomaksu, Bank transfer, Mastercard, Nordea bank, Postepay, Visa, Astropay, Bitcoin, Ethereum, Litecoin, Ripple, ADVcash, Ecopayz, Neteller, PAYEER, Piastrix, QIWI Wallet, Skrill, Skrill 1-Tap, MuchBetter, Ecopayz, Mifinity, Ezee Wallet, and Pay4Fun.

As for the withdrawal time, players can opt for the following:

• EWallets: 24 hours
• Card Payments: 3-5 days
• Bank Transfers: 3-5 days
• Cheques: Not offered.
• Pending Time: 24 hours.

Accepted Currencies

When it comes to money, Nomini Casino is well versed and they will accept: EUR, PLN, HUF, NOK, RUB, NZD, USD, CAD, INR, and CZK.

Customer support is what separates men from boys in the realm of the online casino industry, and Nomini certainly lives up to my expectations in that department. You can reach them 24/7 via live chat, phone, email, and even a bloody Facebook for that matter.

If you need to dial “S” for “support” you can do it by using the contact number at +356-2778-0669. Some sorry soul will be there to hear your cries.

Available Languages

English is not your fav lingo? No problem, you can try by speaking one of these: Russian, Hungarian, Norwegian, German, Portuguese, Polish, Finnish, French, Italian, and Czech.

Having to review Nomini Casino was a hella fun experience in and of itself. It’s certainly fresh, innovative, and enjoyable compared to some of its competitors. They nurture a different approach to online gambling, which I thoroughly enjoyed. The “fizz” it gives me is quite unique and I can see myself playing there for hours to come.

I cannot stress enough how awesome the whole fruit thing is. It’s eons away from the macho BS us players are regularly being served by other online casino platforms. But hey, I can totally understand if this isn’t your cup of tea.

There’s nothing inherently wrong in wanting to feel like a washed-up secret agent surrounded by beauties unfit for the cover of Vogue. It’s just not my thing. I am too depressed and self-deprecating to live up to that specific experience.

Nomini is just the right amount of silly and carelessness for my taste. The mechanics, graphics, and game selection are on par and safe to play.

My old granny had another saying which goes something like this: “A good horse has a hundred flaws, but a bad horse – only one”. This is a good horse indeed. We got you, Bro!