SlotsMillion Casino Review

What’s up rollers,

Bask in the glory of Lilly’s SlotsMillion Casino review! This will be a read to remember, guaranteed.

So, bros and broettes, you probably wonder: how is it possible for a casino to get so many prestigious awards, and yet so many of its customers feel like miserable poor bastards?

How can it be that a casino can look so legit and fraudulent at the same time?

How can it be that a casino with such a visionary approach and revolutionary Virtual reality casino concept offers a somewhat dodgy gaming experience?

Keep reading, this casino review will start to make sense very soon.

Casino Review Details

SlotsMillion is an Instant Play, mobile-friendly, Adaptive Design online casino founded in 2014. It is owned by Alea Gaming Ltd, and it operates with the licenses and regulations of MGA, UK Gambling Commission, and Swedish Gaming Authority.

And those are some properly anal institutions, so you know that the casino is legit and sufficiently checked.

Slots Million promotes responsible gambling and at the same time, it shows ambition to be one of the best online casinos in the world.

It’s not just because of their groundbreaking Virtual reality program, but the number of prestigious awards it has on its office shelves.

On occasions like this, my dear old granny would just sing Led Zeppelin: “There’s a lady who’s sure, all that glitters is gold…”

Country Restrictions

Will you look at this, so many restricted countries and players from the United Kingdom are still allowed to play games? This is a first, I think…

• Afghanistan, Albania, American Samoa, Anguilla, Australia, Barbados, Belgium, Benin, Bermuda, Botswana, British Indian Ocean Territory, Bulgaria, Cambodia, Cape Verde, Cayman Islands, Curacao, Cyprus, Czech Republic, Democratic People’s Republic of Korea, Denmark, Estonia, Ethiopia, Falkland Islands Malvinas, Faroe Islands, France, French Guiana, French Polynesia, French Southern Territories, Ghana, Gibraltar, Greece, Greenland, Guadeloupe, Guam, Guernsey, Haiti, Heard Island and McDonald Islands, Hungary, Iran, Iraq, Isle of Man, Israel, Italy, Jamaica, Jersey, Kazakhstan, Kenya, Laos, Latvia, Liberia, Libya, Lithuania, Martinique, Mauritius, Mayotte, Montserrat, Mozambique, Myanmar Burma, Netherlands, New Caledonia, Nicaragua, Nigeria, Norfolk Island, Northern Mariana Islands, Pakistan, Panama, Pitcairn, Poland, Portugal, Puerto Rico, Reunion, Romania, Russia, Saint Barthelemy, Saint Helena, Saint Martin, Saint Pierre and Miquelon, Samoa, Saudi Arabia, Serbia, Sierra Leone, Slovenia, Somalia, South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands, Spain, Sri Lanka, Sudan, Sweden, Syria, The Bahamas, Trinidad and Tobago, Tunisia, Turks and Caicos Islands, Uganda, United States Minor Outlying Islands, United States, Vanuatu, Venezuela, Vietnam, Virgin Islands UK, Virgin Islands US, Wallis and Futuna, Yemen, Zimbabwe.

Phew!

Not much to say about bonuses, they are super self-explanatory. The welcome bonus is okay I guess, certainly in the realm of expected in the world of online gambling.

But I reckon that the other bonuses, stacked with the welcoming offer, have a solid case in pursuing new players to join.

Welcome Bonus

Nothing unusual about this signup casino bonus, it’s pretty much what we’ve seen so many times. Short, simple, and relatively efficient.

Here’s what new players can look forward to:

• 100% up to $100 + 100 Free Spins.
• Wagering Requirement x48.

Unfortunately, this welcome bonus is only available to players from Canada, South Africa, New Zealand, Ireland, Iceland, Luxemburg, Slovakia and Peru. Unless you are from these countries don’t be surprised to find that there is no welcome bonus.

Gentlemen’s Night

• 40% match bonus on each and every deposit made between 7 and 11 PM.
• Minimum deposit $25.
• Maximum bonus $100.
• Promotion valid every Wednesday.

Special Treats

• Extra free spins every month, including random extra spins on new games for you to try.
• Subscribe to Slot’s newsletter and make sure you keep an eye on your emails.

Ladies Night

• 40% up to $100, bonus for women only.
• Every Monday from 7 PM to 11 PM, player’s timezone.
• The minimum deposit is $25.

Happy Hour

• Get a free spins bonus.
• Make a deposit of a minimum of $20 on Friday night from 7 PM to 11 PM, player’s timezone.
• The wagering requirement is x48 with no withdrawal limit on the winnings

VIP Program

Picture this: Mojave Desert, Death Valley, summertime, you’re on foot, bare naked, no gear whatsoever, and it’s getting darker every second…

In short, nada, zilch, a puff of smoke.

All I know is that they will contact you as soon as you gain benefits from one bonus or another. It’s dark now, you hear rattlesnakes, and coyotes are howling in the distance.

This particular reward section is not so bad. New players get 100 free spins off the bat, in addition to other available bonuses, such as Happy Hour and Special Treats. 

Also, keep in mind that you can get yourself a whole bunch of them just by playing slots. Just remember to set the games filter properly in order to find slots with the rewarding system that fits your needs.

As I’ve mentioned in the intro, the game selection at Slots’ Casino is relentlessly fascinating. New players will be amazed by the games available just as us, the oldies, and for a good reason.

Check this out. Software providers are a-plenty, so hang on to your pants:

• Play’n Go, NetEnt, SkywindGroup, Big Time Gaming, Playtech, Microgaming, Blueprint, Pragmatic Play, StakeLogic, 1x2Gaming, 2BY2Gaming, Alchemy Gaming, AdoptIt, Ags, Ainsworth GameTechnology, Amatic, AsylumLabs, Bally, Barcrest, BB Games Ltd, BetDigital, BetSoft, Blablabla, Bulletproof, CayetanoGaming, ChanceInteractive, ConceptGaming, CoreGaming, Crazy Tooth Studio,  DiceLab, D-Tech, EGT, Electric Elephant, Elk, Fantasma, Fortune Factory,  Foxium, Fuga, Games Warehouse, GamesLab, Gamevy, Givme Games, Golden Hero, Golden Rock Studio, Gamomat, Genesis, High5, Iron Dog, Jade Rabbit, JustForTheWin, KalambaGames, LeanderGames, LightningBox, Live5 Gaming, Magical Dreams, MerkurGaming,  MGU, Mutuel Play, NextGen Gaming, Nolimit City, NorthernLights, Old Skool Studios, Oryx Gaming, PearFiction, Pirates Gold Studios, ProbabilityJones, Push Gaming, Rabcat,  Realistic, Reflex Gaming, Red7 Mobile, RedRake, Red Tiger, Relax Gaming, Sapphire, Scientific Gamess, Seven Deuce, Shuffle Master, Side City, Slingshot, Spieldev, Skillz, STHMLGaming, Storm, Sunfox, theGamesCompany, Thunderkick, Touchstone Games, Triple Edge Studios, WagerMill, Wazdan, Wild Streak Gaming,  WMS, Yggdrasil, YoloPlay, and All41 Studios.

Virtual Reality Casino

And just as you thought this couldn’t possibly get any better, SlotsMillion offers the first virtual reality online casino. For real money. With Oculus rift goggles. Unbelievable!

All I have to do now is get me some sweet casino cheddar and buy that damned helmet.

Slot Games

Aha, slot games, you’re on my turf now.

This is crazy! Apart from other casino games, some 4,000 slots somehow find their way into SlotsMillion. If I ever come across a more diverse and plentiful slot section I will gladly let you know.

For this review, I’ve decided to familiarize you with some of the slots from the (in)famous Lilly’s Book Of Cool Slots. These are neither the best in the business, neither they suck, as the name suggests – they are freakin’ sub-zero cool.

• Narcos: Themed after a great TV show, Narcos is a medium-volatile slot with 96,23% RTP, 5 reels, and 243 pay lines. Nicely designed, with excellent artwork, it got me hooked because of the whole mystique around the show, which this slot incorporates nicely. Music is excellent as well, totally appropriate for the whole gangsta setup.
• Rick and Morty: Again, slot made with an epic TV series in mind, Rick and Morty is a high-volatile slot with 96,55% RTP, 6 reels, and 11,769 pay lines. I was a bit disappointed by this cascade-like slot mostly because the TV show is so awesome, so I guess I was a bit unrealistic. Anywho, it has a lot of options, like buying free spins, but the music is sooo unworthy of the iconic duo… Nah, I better stop now before I sink down the rabbit hole of cynicism.
• The Catfather: If you want this ridiculous, funny, medium-volatile slot with 98,1% RTP to be any good, you have to turn off the sound effects, which are appalling and may cause permanent brain damage. Once that sweet jazz music starts playing uninterrupted, and cats start doing crazy cat things, you’ll see why I chose it for this review. Spoiler alert: of course there is a Schrodinger cat in a box, but guess what – it’s wild AND cool at the same time.

Table Games

Straight up, this is one the best and one of the biggest selections of table games in the world. Compared to some other, lesser-known online casinos, this is a thick, fertile jungle that leaves us to our own gambling devices.

It’s no wonder, given so many game providers. Truthfully, it would be newsworthy if they DIDN’T have so many games.

With that in mind, there is one single flaw in the table games department – it’s poker, bros and broettes, or the lack of it to be precise.

Don’t get me wrong, there are quite a few of them, but if you like poker more than anything else, old school poker or video poker – it doesn’t matter really, maybe you should seek your luck elsewhere.

If not, here’s just a small sample of what can you expect at SlotsMillion Casino table section:

• Premium European Roulette, The French Roulette, Bonus Roulette, Roulette 3D, Blackjack, Premium Blackjack, All Bets Blackjack, Free Chip Blackjack, Multihand Blackjack, 3xJoker Play, Jacks or Better, Video Poker, American Poker, 2 Deuces Wild, All Aces Poker, All American Poker, Baccarat…

If something out of the ordinary is what you want, you can try dozens and dozens of games which are a rare sight to behold in some other online casinos, like:

• Casino Patience Solitaire, Craps, Pharaoh Bingo, Sic Bo, Darts 180, Monkey Keno, and tons of scratch games.

Jackpot Games

Honestly, I’ve lost count on how many millions of euros, dollars, whatever, are involved here. Jackpot casino games at Slot’s stands at around 4 million. If that isn’t convincing enough, I really don’t know what is.

Rarely do I see a casino with so many jackpot games. Seriously, bros and broettes, I tried to count them, but my retirement plans got in the way, so I forfeit.

Here are some of the games you can play in your attempt to score big:

• Mega Moolah, External Lady, Batman & Catwoman, Lara Croft: Temples and Tombs, Sweet Chilly…

One important thing though players, jackpots are notorious budget killers, and should be treated as such. Take it easy, and please gamble responsibly. Don’t make me go my old granny mode on your ass.

Live Casino Games

From the company that brought to us the first VR/3D online casino application, players can expect nothing but the best in the live casino department.

Slot’s caino live online is great, a perfect place to play against the live dealer, with adequate HD streaming, friendly dealers, and an overall ambiance that’s worthy of praise.

Here are just some of the games you can play:

• Quantum Roulette, Football Roulette, Deutsches Roulette, Age of Gods Bonus Roulette, Speed Roulette, Prime Slingshot Roulette, All Bets Blackjack, Majority Rules Speed Blackjack, Lounge Blackjack, Soiree Blackjack, Royale Blackjack, Soho Blackjack, Baccarat, Grand Baccarat Live, Prestige Squeeze Baccarat, Casino Hold’ em Live, Casino Stud Poker, Sicbo Deluxe…

This is what I call a live dealer situation handled well. Go there and find some other cool live dealer games I’ve somehow missed in this review.

This is easy. In fact, this is a piece of cake being eaten by another piece of cake.

Casino SlotsMillion won the IGA’s Mobile Operator of the Year 2020 award! Need I say more? I thought so.

There is no app download, this is an instant-play casino with a superior mobile platform. It reminds me of my dog: it will swallow everything you put in front of him, and I mean EVERYTHING!

So yeah, an iPhone, an iPad, all of the Android operating gizmos, it doesn’t matter – they will work just fine.

Games run smoothly and the overall best mobile casino gaming experience is awesome. No additional remarks here players, this is as good as it gets.

Banking options are somewhat cool at SlotsMillion. There are ups and downs, so let’s sort them out.

The bad news is that they have only 7 preferable payment methods, so if your favorite pick isn’t there, “let them know”. Hahaha, how much do you care from ”Let us know” to infinite?

The good news is that you can pull out your real money the same way you pushed it in – the same account, same service, which is a refreshing thing to see.

Both your deposit and payment method can be one of these real money transfer services:

• Visa, MasterCard, Neteller, Skrill, Maestro, PaysafeCard, ecoPayz, SIRU, Direktbank, Trustly and MuchBetter.
• The minimum deposit is $20, the maximum deposit is $1,000.
• Minimum withdrawal is $30, maximum withdrawal is $50,000 every 30 days unless there is a progressive jackpot win.

Wow, now THAT is a max payout if there ever was one. A true magnet to high rollers.

Accepted Currencies

You can go Cuba Gooding Jr. all the way and scream “show me the money” over the phone, but this is what they will eventually accept:

• Euro, American dollar, British pound sterling, Swedish krona

Well, this is going to be a hard nut to crack.

The good news is that all three means of support: email, live chat, and a phone line are available.

On one hand, I had no problems with Slots’ customer service. Then again, I had no serious problems, to begin with. But the fact remains – having a live chat that is not operational 24/7 is a gambling sin in 2021.

Live chat is open for business from 09:00 to 00:00 CET, and that, bros and broettes, sucks to the high heavens and back. Unacceptable, even if you manage to get a hold onto professional and polite support staff as I did.

On the other hand, there is an army of angry players all around the internet, eager to see their heads on a spike. The way I see it, the customer support can play hard to get, and if you happen to have a major issue, they will redirect you to the devil himself – email support.

Turns out that the Slots’ customer service is a gambling device on its own.

Fortunately, they do offer us a telephone line, which is nice, but the FAQ section of their website is a bit of a mess, in my opinion. Simply put, not enough info, cramped, and not as informative as I would like.

Terms and conditions are not so easy to navigate and read as in other online casinos, but this complaint is really a minor one.

Available Languages

Another online casino with a focus on Europeans. Here’s the list of languages they use:

• English, German, Swedish, Norwegian, Finnish

I can’t remember the last time I’ve had such a conflicting casino experience. This is like finding out that your best friend is secretly a cannibal.

This is a casino with one of the biggest collections of relevant prizes in the gambling industry. It pioneered virtual reality online casinos, for real money, and it has an outstanding game selection, thanks to its numerous software providers.

The welcome package is quite nice (not great, not terrible), but well sorted. Withdrawal limits and deposit limits are more than cool, and both high rollers and poor SOBs like myself could fit into this casino just fine.

UK players are allowed in, and the games filter is one of the best I’ve seen. With so many games, over 4,000 of’em, you will rely on this little sucker to find what you actually want to play.

Now, the devil’s advocate…

Wagering requirements are brutal, and you better prepare for a severe online battle. You’ll need all the luck you can get.

Customer support is a bit problematic as well. I had no major problems, but I refuse to believe that so many of my friends and people I don’t know are complaining for no reason.

Email, live chat, and a telephone seem super-duper. But in reality, live chat is not operational 24/7, waiting for an answer is tedious, and emails are generally a horrifically slow means of communication.

And to top it all off, there are problems with validation and the pending time for your withdrawal can drag on for weeks. They will take your money away in an instant, but when you want your money back, that can take a while.

If I had a dollar for every complaint about their prolonged payouts, I could buy SlotsMillion.

All the best, bros and broettes, roll them high. We got you, Bro!