Two-Up Casino Review

What’s up rollers,

So, how to review Two-Up Casino in a decent and orderly fashion? For starters – and this is super-duper important to me – this casino looks and feels awesome! I know my dear Australian players appreciate the aesthetic of an online casino.

The silly koalas hanging around, the way the screen rolls up and down by casino sections, the colour palette, drawings, and the whole visual impact are superb! A bit old-school and with a touch of ’90s, but that’s a cool thing in my book. I’m sure it’s the same thing with you, my blokes and sheilas.

If you are a new player who never made a single first deposit, Two-Up might be a good casino to start. But remember what my old granny used to tell me: if you want real money in your hands, you have to dig hard, and dig deep. Oh, and another interesting thing is that this is an Australian casino suited for Aussies, Americans, and Brits.

Let’s dig in and see what this casino from Down Under has got to offer.

Casino Review Details

As mentioned above, players from the United States, as well as players from the United Kingdom will be thrilled to know that they are not forgotten at this new casino.

Established in 2018, Two-Up Casino offers fair games with a relatively forgiving RTP (return to player) percentage. It boasts a Curacao Gaming License, and as such is a legitimate gambling business.

It handles real money and cryptocurrencies, which is always a plus, especially for y’all high rollers. If I’m being honest, it needs a technical facelift and a faster user interface. This isn’t really something that bothers me, but some people might sing a different tune.

More on that, and other sensitive subjects, in the review before you.

Country Restrictions

The best thing about online casinos such as Two-Up is the vast amount of countries allowed. It is so easy to make a list this short, but even at “casino Two” there are some who are left out:

• Israel, Poland, India, Hungary, Malaysia, Russian Federation, Ukraine, Belarus, China, Romania, and Costa Rica.

Welcome Bonus

As we know, a welcome bonus should be the first and most important thing to attract new players to a certain casino. A casino bonus that represents the owner’s prestige and intentions.

This welcome bonus is okay, but not something that a self-respecting player will excitedly tell about to his or her friends.

• First deposit: 250% pokies match, 100% Cashback, 30x Playthrough
• Second Deposit: 250% match, 100% Cashback, 30x Playthrough
• Third Deposit: 250% match, 100% Cashback, 30x Playthrough

That’s a welcome bonus with a grand total of 750%, which is nice but heavily burdened by wagering requirements. If the wagering requirement was not an issue, this would be a welcome bonus story for every occasion – from first dates to Thanksgiving dinner.

In reality, just an ordinary casino bonus. Moving along…

Other Bonuses

Bonuses and promotions at this online casino are, well, sort of meh. They are not bad per se, but, you know, just something to kick you from to get-go.

• Monthly Bonus: 220% match and 55 free spins
• Special bonus: 50 free spins with a bonus code

Combined with a welcome bonus, this is not terrible at all. But in all honesty, there are plenty of other online casinos that can and will do better.

VIP Program

Can you believe these guys? They have a so-called VIP program and it boils down to gathering Comp Points.

Granted, they must have some other type of inducements for new players hidden somewhere, but when I tried to look it up – they were nowhere to be found. Instead, I was advised to call my “VIP agent”, whoever that may be, and he or she will tell me all about different classes of VIPs at Two-Up Casino.

Not. In. A. Million. Years.

This is what you need to know: Every $10 wagered, a player gets 1 Comp Point. 100 Points = $1. The minimum redeemable amount of Comp Points is 100. VIP players earn more comp points for every wager made, depending on the VIP class a player is a member of.

There you go. If you are a high roller indeed, or a so-called VIP, then the last person on Earth you should seek help from is yours truly.

Okay, here’s my story. I went to Two-Up Casino, poured myself a drink, cut the chocolate into perfect squares, and there he was – a virtual bro offering me a bonus code for 50 free spins! You can bet your sweet ass I’ll take it.

Free Spins are easy to get if you play regularly, and pay attention to occasional promotions and limited bonus codes. In a matter of days, I got myself over 100 free spins, and that was just by playing along, without making deposits or receiving a welcome bonus.

It really puts a smile on my face when I see a casino with such a light and generous hand, full of free spins. Job well done in this segment.

Okay, my dear blokes and sheilas, this is the part of my casino review where I’m trying to write as calmly and as unbiased as humanly possible. “But Lilly”, I hear you ask, “What could possibly upset you in a measly online casino review?”

THIS is what makes me cringe inside, gnash my teeth and clench my fists – Realtime Gaming being the only software provider for this online casino.

I write this every single time: there’s nothing inherently wrong with Realtime Gaming. In fact, I consider them to be THE potato for online casinos. And I love potatoes, in all shapes, forms, and sizes. But there will be a blizzard in Hell before I happily, and with no resistance whatsoever, decide to eat potatoes every frickin’ day. You feel me, mates.

The selection of games is nice, I guess, but the selection of software providers isn’t. Realtime Gaming makes some of the best online casino games in the market, but having only one game provider is simply not enough.

If we put this whole RTG thing under the rug, the games are fine, actually. There’s a lot of them, for every player and every taste. The only games they do not have on offer are the ones related to sports betting and live sports, which is awesome in my book. I hate them, don’t ask me why, a story for another review, and another online casino.

Foreigners will take some time to get used to the word “pokie”, instead of a slot machine, but it’s nothing compared to the atrocious spectacle of pure, unadulterated monotony, courtesy of a casino with a single software provider.

Sooo, this girl has no other choice but to present the Plutonium Lilly award to Two-Up Casino, in the “worst choice of software developers” category.

Pokies

Well, what can I say, I wish I was a wizard, someone like Hermione Granger, so I could teleport all players from Two-Up Casino into my virtual gambling house, powered by ALL software providers in the world. And all the real money pokies that are known to men and women.

bonuJoking aside, there are hundreds of pokies at Two-Up Casino, which is more than plenty. The RTP’s on pokies are very decent and according to the industries’ standard, some of them, like that stupid Basketbull can even be hella fun from time to time.

But, boy, do I hate RTG’s visuals and sounds. This is the Amiga 500 vibe I’m getting all the way, and remember that the home computer in question is like 30 years old. Anyway, I know that not everyone is a lovely broette, like yours truly, and if you managed to get so far with RTG’s pokies without dying of internal hemorrhage, then rock on!

You WILL have a blast, and not to mention – terrible taste in pokies is yours to keep. For good.

Relieving factors in the games section are the Specialty Games. I like them – they’re a zero-stress activity filled with funny, borderline ridiculous games and occasional prizes. Here’s what Specialty Games they offer:

• American Roulette, Banana Jones (a personal favourite), Bonus Bingo, Fish Catch, French Roulette, Hot Dice, Keno, Magic 7’s, Roaring Twenties Bingo, Sic Bo, and Lucky 8’s.

In the end, we have video poker games. This is an adequate lot, with 17 different types of video poker pokies.

They work, look, sound, reward, and take away just as you would expect. Here’s the video poker list, in case you wonder:

• 7 Stud Poker, Aces and Eights, All American Poker, Bonus Deuces, Bonus Poker, Bonus Poker Deluxe, Deuces Wild, Double Bonus Poker, Double Double Bonus Poker, Double Double Jackpot Poker, Double Jackpot Poker, European Slot Poker, Jacks or Better, Joker Poker, Loose Deuces, Mystery Bonus Poker, Sevens Wild.

Table Games

Okay, table games are the field in which games tend to hurt my eyes and ears far less than pokies. Card games are well sorted out and executed, there are no crashes and “sudden deaths”. These are the games we play at Two-Up online casino:

• Baccarat, 21 Blackjack, Caribbean Draw Poker, Caribbean Hold’em, Caribbean Stud Poker, Craps, European Blackjack, European Roulette, Let ‘em Ride, Red Dog, Tri-Card Poker, Vegas Three Card Rummy, Texas Hold’em Bonus, Super 21, War, Pontoon, Match Play 21, Pai Gow Poker.

Jackpot Games

Same ole’ story: we all play jackpot games, a very lucky few cash in serious amounts of American dead presidents, and poor Lilly is getting squat. And that’s totally fine.

Yes, jackpots are a real thing at Two-Up Casino, and they range from a couple of thousands of dollars to a whopping quarter of a million, last time I’ve checked. As always, jackpot games can be found in many forms and styles, so look up and find the one that fits your gambling needs.

Don’t know what to tell you more, bros and broettes, apart from the usual drill: big rewards do not equal big opportunities. Choose them carefully and don’t be blinded by too many zeros.

Live Casino Games

No drama, no hassle, straight up for the jugular. I like that kind of approach, as well as the live casino games Two-Up Casino delivers. There are only eight of them, but all are well-designed and technically savvy. HD stream went perfectly fine, the dealers are somewhat charming and by all means very professional.

Very easy to play with, even for new players not used to the live atmosphere and the commotion. This is what you can play at Two-Up Casino:

• American Roulette, Auto American Roulette, Auto European Roulette, Baccarat, Blackjack Early Payout, European Roulette, Blackjack, and Super 6.

Apart from some climate and political horrors, injustice, hunger, poverty, and pending AI concerns, what a time to be alive in!

Mobile devices became our IDs, wallets, and of course keys to online casinos, a fact known by Two-Up’s owner all too well.

Two-Up Casino made sure that players enjoy a truly friendly environment for mobile devices of all sorts. No matter what you hold right now, be it an iPhone, iPad, Mac, PC, or some Android operating mobile gadget, Two-Up Casino has got you covered.

Naturally, being a casino oriented primarily towards players from the United Kingdom, America, and obviously – Australian players, Two-Up is set up as an iOS community.

The good news is that players can easily download software for the Windows operating system, right from the bat on their landing page. Overall experience is good. No lag, crashes, or some serious issues with my assets and gameplay. Recommended for gambling on the go.

Let’s talk about payment methods. Two-Up Casino is a bit underwhelming compared to other online casinos. It’s a new casino, so I’m willing to cut it some slack. Although short, at least the list of credible money transfer services induces a certain amount of confidence in new players and old alike.

Deposits can be made via these services:

• Visa (Minimum deposit $25, Maximum deposit $1,000)
• MasterCard (Min deposit $25, Max deposit $1,000)
• Neosurf (Min deposit $25, Max deposit $250)
• Bitcoin (Min deposit $25, Max deposit $1,000)

Players can withdraw their assets using these money transfer services:

• Visa (Min $100, Max $2,000)
• MasterCard (Min $100, Max $2,000)
• Wire Transfer (Min $100, Max $2,000)

The maximum limit is set per week. On average, players should expect their real money to arrive in 3 to 7 business days.

Deposits and withdrawals are toll-free, meaning that Two-UP Casino will not charge players any fees. However, the toll-free policy may not apply to banks or other companies that handle and transfer players’ money.

When all is said and done, payment methods are fine. Nothing more, nothing less.

Accepted Currencies

Casino players will be pleased to know that Two-Up Casino accepts both real money and a virtual one too. Here’s what they can handle: Australian dollar, American dollar, Euro, Canadian dollar, South African rand, and Bitcoin.

Here’s a new casino that fully understands what the majority of baffled and confused players from around the world want – fast and professional help via 24/7 live chat. So here I am, giving Two-Up Casino a standing ovation because they actively encourage players to use live chat, instead of an email or a phone call.

Don’t get me wrong, players can use both a telephone and an email, but a live chat customer service simply has no alternative in 2022. With that in mind, customer service is great. Relatively quick to respond, polite, well informed, and willing to help. Two-Up sets an online casino standard in the support department.

The FAQ section is also helpful enough. It is nicely sorted and presented, but not as immaculate and easy to navigate as in some other online casinos. A strong “B” if you like.

Available Languages

Whenever I see the word “pokies”, I know where I stand. This is a hard-core Australian-oriented gambling platform, and partially American, so it is only natural for English to be the only language available.

Or should I say “Aussie English”?

This kind of sucks. I want to like Two-Up Casino, I sincerely am, but a relentless gambler in me screams in agony, preventing me to do so.

It’s a good thing to include the United Kingdom in your casino hall of fame and the minimum deposit is okay. Card games are great, no remarks here, and new players will be thrilled, especially if they belong to the “card crowd”.

Payment methods – not so good, quantity-wise. Sure, they work fine, they are safe and you won’t be robbed, but offering only wire transfer and a few credit cards is a subpar move, even for a new casino.

The mobile platform is great! Period. It slides, and glides, taking my money away with elegant grace. Just the way I like it, mate. Pokies are abundant and easy to grasp and play.

But…

Two-Up Casino has only 1 (English: one) gaming provider available and that is bogan. For this reason alone I am willing never to return to Two-Up Casino and no cutesy koalas are gonna make me think twice.

Hell, I awarded them with the Plutonium Lilly statuette, for underachievement in the gaming category, and that should tell you something. That should tell you A LOT, my blokes and sheilas. The welcome bonus is also a champion of lukewarm emotions. It’s not bad, but it most certainly isn’t stellar.

On the other hand, the payout per week is nice and I can most definitely see some high rollers from the Commonwealth blasting their way through the Two-Up doors.

On the bright side, the support is excellent. What they lack in the bonus department, they make up in the support section, which is the reason why this casino could work for new and inexperienced players.

Bottom line – a mish-mash of good stuff and some bad, easy on the eyes and hard on banking choices. Best of luck, and roll them high. We got you, Bro!